Never work with animals or children.

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

The best thing to break is a contract.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.