Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
I would rather be living in Philadelphia.
I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
Marriage is better than leprosy only because it's easier to get rid of.
I have a poor memory for names; but I seldom remember a face.
I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.