I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.

Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night

When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak in a Broadway play, then they all wanted to sign me for the silent movies.

If it is a joint return, we are instructed to print the given names of both husband and wife. But since some of the names that husband and wife give each other are hardly suited to print, we must proceed cautiously.

I like children - fried.