Ultimately chess is just chess - not the best thing in the world and not the worst thing in the world, but there is nothing quite like it.
Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.
If I ever found a church that didn't believe in knocking all the other churches, I might consider joining it.
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.