I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.

Somebody's been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!

I like children - fried.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

There are better things than sex, but nothing quite like it.

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.