I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.

I never met a kid I liked.

I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.

I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m.

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?