I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I must have a drink of breakfast.

My daughter wants to throw a stone at a bad man. I stop her from throwing, shaking my head and giving her a little slap. My disapproval is complete. You think: 'That's right, she shouldn't throw a stone even at a villain.' Then I hand her a brick to throw.

You can't cheat an honest man.

I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine

I don't drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?