I like children. If they're properly cooked.

Ain't fit for man nor beast

Indeed, moderation is my middle name (though I do not often use it in signing legal documents)

It's a wonderful thing, the D.T.'s. You can travel the world in a couple of hours. You see some mighty funny and curious things that come in assorted colors.

The funniest thing about comedy is that you never know why people laugh. I know what makes them laugh but trying to get your hands on the why of it is like trying to pick an eel out of a tub of water.

I write my scripts short and they develop on the set, which I have found a far better premise both economically and practically.

Marriage is better than leprosy only because it's easier to get rid of.