Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
I don't know why I ever come in here. The flies get the best of everything.
How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?
I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
Yes I do like children ... Girl children...about eighteen or twenty.
My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin, then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass.