There is not a man in America who has not had a secret ambition to boot an infant.
No man is boss in his own home, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog play dead.
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
The low-ceiling price bazaar for sexual relief was a street called Middie Alley. You could barely get a pushcart through this avenue. Top price-twenty-five cents.
It is funnier to bend things than to break them.
Comedy is merely tragedy happening to someone else.