Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.
I drink therefore I am.
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
If I had my life to live over again, I'd live over a saloon.
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.