Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

It's quite true I'm not drinking anymore; however, I'm not drinking any less either.

I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.

If it is a joint return, we are instructed to print the given names of both husband and wife. But since some of the names that husband and wife give each other are hardly suited to print, we must proceed cautiously.

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.