I can do anything I want to do!
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose--to make people laugh.
This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.
I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years.
Dentists, lawyers, doctors are all a bunch of thieving bastards.