I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

I only drink to steady my nerves... sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months.

If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.

Where there is a will, there's prosperity around the corner.

When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.

Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth.

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.