I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.

Try till you succeed...if you don't succeed once, then destroy all evidence of the fact that you tried!

I don't drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

The work I'm doing on the screen differs from that of anyone else. My comedy is of a peculiar nature...no writers have been developed along the lines of my type of comedy and this is why I sometimes have differences with writers, supervisors and directors alike.