Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

I could juggle anything in my day. Balls, cigar boxes, knives...But there was one thing I could never juggle. My income tax.

Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with.

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

What a gorgeous day. What effulgent sunshine. It was a day of this sort the McGillicuddy brothers murdered their mother with an axe.

In the ten years since I had run away from home...I had gone through more strange experiences than the average person crowds into a whole lifetime.

Hollywood is the gold cap on a tooth that should have been pulled out years ago.