Sex isn't necessary. You don't die without it, but you can die having it.
I don't know why I ever come in here. The flies get the best of everything.
What would you do if you were President, and, on the first day of May, the Russian Ambassador presented you with a beautiful cake which emitted a curious ticking noise? Would you plunge it into a pail of water - thus insulting Soviet cuisine in general?
A merry Christmas to all my friends except two.
Ain't fit for man nor beast
I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.