I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.
I didn't squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn't see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night
In every big city there is always one surefire laugh, and that lies in hanging some piece of idiocy upon the people of a nearby city or town.
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.