You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.

All my available funds are completely tied up in cash.

It is impossible to find twelve fair men in all the world.

Try till you succeed...if you don't succeed once, then destroy all evidence of the fact that you tried!

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with.