What a gorgeous day. What effulgent sunshine. It was a day of this sort the McGillicuddy brothers murdered their mother with an axe.
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.
Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water.
I'm searching for loopholes.