A merry Christmas to all my friends except two.
It's quite true I'm not drinking anymore; however, I'm not drinking any less either.
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water.
The funniest thing about comedy is that you never know why people laugh. I know what makes them laugh but trying to get your hands on the why of it is like trying to pick an eel out of a tub of water.
It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.