Never eat at a place called 'Moms', but if the only other place in town has a sign that says 'Eats', go back to Moms.
So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whiskey.
Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.
I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
I've never hit a woman in my life. Not even my own mother.
It's a funny old world. A man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.