When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with.
If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.
In every big city there is always one surefire laugh, and that lies in hanging some piece of idiocy upon the people of a nearby city or town.
I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night.
Never give a sucker an even break.
Ultimately chess is just chess - not the best thing in the world and not the worst thing in the world, but there is nothing quite like it.