I didn't say the meat was tough. I said I didn't see the horse that is usually outside.
Somebody's been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!
A merry Christmas to all my friends except two.
I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.
It's a wonderful thing, the D.T.'s. You can travel the world in a couple of hours. You see some mighty funny and curious things that come in assorted colors.