I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner.
W. C. FieldsWhen asked to borrow money: "I'll see what my lawyer says. . . . And if he says yes, I'll get another lawyer.
W. C. FieldsI write my scripts short and they develop on the set, which I have found a far better premise both economically and practically.
W. C. Fields