I didn't say the meat was tough. I said I didn't see the horse that is usually outside.

I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

Fields' reply: He'd think I was a sissy.

Never eat at a place called 'Moms', but if the only other place in town has a sign that says 'Eats', go back to Moms.

Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh, thank goodness... I thought I'd lost it.

It's quite true I'm not drinking anymore; however, I'm not drinking any less either.