I didn't say the meat was tough. I said I didn't see the horse that is usually outside.

I'm searching for loopholes.

Ain't fit for man nor beast

Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.

Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with.

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.