It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

Never eat at a place called 'Moms', but if the only other place in town has a sign that says 'Eats', go back to Moms.

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

If I ever found a church that didn't believe in knocking all the other churches, I might consider joining it.

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

Hollywood is the gold cap on a tooth that should have been pulled out years ago.

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.