Where there is a will, there's prosperity around the corner.
When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with.
The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache.
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve.
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin, then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass.