It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

It is impossible to find twelve fair men in all the world.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with.

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.

I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years.

The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache.