Buried my wife the other day. Had to, she died.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
I didn't say the meat was tough. I said I didn't see the horse that is usually outside.
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
I was married once--in San Francisco. I haven't seen her for many years. The great earthquake and fire in 1906 destroyed the marriage certificate. There's no legal proof. Which proves that earthquakes aren't all bad.
Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together!