Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
I have a poor memory for names; but I seldom remember a face.
I don't know why I ever come in here. The flies get the best of everything.
The Punkwat twins! Brentwood is the world's smallest giant, whilst his brother, Elwood, is the largest midget in the world. They baffle science!
I must have a drink of breakfast.
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.