When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
W. C. FieldsWas I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh, thank goodness... I thought I'd lost it.
W. C. FieldsWe frequently hear of people dying from too much drinking. That this happens is a matter of record. But the blame is always placed on whisky. Why this should be I never could understand. You can die from drinking too much of anything - coffee, water, milk, soft drinks and all such stuff as that. And so as long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing. I will make mine whisky.
W. C. Fields