A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.

Business is an establishment that gives you the legal, even though unethical, right to screw the naive-right, left, and in the middle.

We frequently hear of people dying from too much drinking. That this happens is a matter of record. But the blame is always placed on whisky. Why this should be I never could understand. You can die from drinking too much of anything - coffee, water, milk, soft drinks and all such stuff as that. And so as long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing. I will make mine whisky.

There are better things than sex, but nothing quite like it.

I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m.

I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.

Never work with animals or children.