When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with.
Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain unless you've used up all the other four-letter words.
I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together!
If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.
I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42.