It is impossible to find twelve fair men in all the world.
Dentists, lawyers, doctors are all a bunch of thieving bastards.
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine
Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.
The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache.