I never eat before breakfast.
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
I don't know why I ever come in here. The flies get the best of everything.
Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with.
There is not a man in America who has not had a secret ambition to boot an infant.
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck