I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

I can do anything I want to do!

Try till you succeed...if you don't succeed once, then destroy all evidence of the fact that you tried!

The low-ceiling price bazaar for sexual relief was a street called Middie Alley. You could barely get a pushcart through this avenue. Top price-twenty-five cents.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.