I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.

I have been in the entertainment business some forty-three years, and I have never said anything detrimental or anything that might be construed as belittling any race or religion. I would be a sucker to do so because you can't insult the customers.

I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m.

I'm looking for loopholes.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.