Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years.
I didn't say the meat was tough. I said I didn't see the horse that is usually outside.
Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve.
It is funnier to bend things than to break them.