I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
W. C. FieldsThe first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his .
W. C. FieldsUltimately chess is just chess - not the best thing in the world and not the worst thing in the world, but there is nothing quite like it.
W. C. Fields