I have been in the entertainment business some forty-three years, and I have never said anything detrimental or anything that might be construed as belittling any race or religion. I would be a sucker to do so because you can't insult the customers.
I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.
I've never hit a woman in my life. Not even my own mother.
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
The funniest thing about comedy is that you never know why people laugh. I know what makes them laugh but trying to get your hands on the why of it is like trying to pick an eel out of a tub of water.