Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
It's quite true I'm not drinking anymore; however, I'm not drinking any less either.
I've been on a 46-year diet of olives and alcohol. The latter I consume. The former I save and use over again in more alcohol. In my lifetime, I imagine, I have consumed at least $200,000 worth of whisky.
I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42.
A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy.
There is not a man in America who has not had a secret ambition to boot an infant.