I don't drink anymore, on the other hand I don't drink any less either.
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.
I don't know why I ever come in here. The flies get the best of everything.
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.