I only drink to steady my nerves... sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months.
When asked to borrow money: "I'll see what my lawyer says. . . . And if he says yes, I'll get another lawyer.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
You can't cheat an honest man.
It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason
Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together!