If it does not work the first time, try, try again. Then quit. No need to be an idiot.

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.

Try till you succeed...if you don't succeed once, then destroy all evidence of the fact that you tried!

I don't object to nine aces in one deck. But when a man lays down five aces in one hand... and besides, I know what I dealt him!

Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.

All Englishmen talk as if they've got a bushel of plums stuck in their throats, and then after swallowing them get constipated from the pips.

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.