Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
I could be stranded in any town in the United States with ten cents and within an hour make $20 with the shell game.
I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.
Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy - but to the enlightened it is the same as asking Santa Claus to bring you something for Xmas