Never work with animals or children.
I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42.
Ain't fit for man nor beast
I could juggle anything in my day. Balls, cigar boxes, knives...But there was one thing I could never juggle. My income tax.
If I ever found a church that didn't believe in knocking all the other churches, I might consider joining it.
Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.