A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
I've been asked if I ever get the DTs. I don't know. It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs begin.
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
It's what you do that counts and not what you say; therefore I fired my press agent.
When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water.