Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
W. C. FieldsMy main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin, then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass.
W. C. FieldsIndeed, moderation is my middle name (though I do not often use it in signing legal documents)
W. C. Fields