It's what you do that counts and not what you say; therefore I fired my press agent.
How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.
Scotch needs water like a fish needs a bicycle.
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.