A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whiskey.
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.
Sex isn't necessary. You don't die without it, but you can die having it.