You can fool some of the people some of the time -- and that's enough to make a decent living.
Indeed, moderation is my middle name (though I do not often use it in signing legal documents)
I'm looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.).
There are better things than sex, but nothing quite like it.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.