It's a funny old world. A man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.
I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine
It's what you do that counts and not what you say; therefore I fired my press agent.
Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose--to make people laugh.
When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.