Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar.
Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
Marriage is better than leprosy only because it's easier to get rid of.
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.