Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
I like children - fried.
I'd take a Bromo, but I can't stand the noise.
Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.