Marriage is better than leprosy only because it's easier to get rid of.
Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with.
What would you do if you were President, and, on the first day of May, the Russian Ambassador presented you with a beautiful cake which emitted a curious ticking noise? Would you plunge it into a pail of water - thus insulting Soviet cuisine in general?
I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
I never eat before breakfast.
I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years.