No man is boss in his own home, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog play dead.
A merry Christmas to all my friends except two.
The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache.
There are better things than sex, but nothing quite like it.
So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whiskey.
Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water.