I like children - fried.
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
No man is boss in his own home, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog play dead.
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
If it does not work the first time, try, try again. Then quit. No need to be an idiot.
The funniest thing about comedy is that you never know why people laugh. I know what makes them laugh but trying to get your hands on the why of it is like trying to pick an eel out of a tub of water.