Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water.
Sex isn't necessary. You don't die without it, but you can die having it.
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with.
Here is my best advice on the matter of deductibles: just count off on your fingers all the items that you suspect might be deductible - and then forget them, because they aren't.
Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.