I like children - fried.

I'm looking for loopholes.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night.

I write my scripts short and they develop on the set, which I have found a far better premise both economically and practically.

I must have a drink of breakfast.

Marriage is better than leprosy only because it's easier to get rid of.