No man is boss in his own home, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog play dead.
First prize was a week in Philadelphia. Second prize was two weeks.
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
What a gorgeous day. What effulgent sunshine. It was a day of this sort the McGillicuddy brothers murdered their mother with an axe.
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.