No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

All my available funds are completely tied up in cash.

There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.

I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.

A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy.

The low-ceiling price bazaar for sexual relief was a street called Middie Alley. You could barely get a pushcart through this avenue. Top price-twenty-five cents.