No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

The work I'm doing on the screen differs from that of anyone else. My comedy is of a peculiar nature...no writers have been developed along the lines of my type of comedy and this is why I sometimes have differences with writers, supervisors and directors alike.

I'm searching for loopholes.

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve.

I never drink water... fish f**k in it.

Fields' reply: He'd think I was a sissy.

Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night