I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
I never eat before breakfast.
I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
If I had my life to live over again, I'd live over a saloon.
The Punkwat twins! Brentwood is the world's smallest giant, whilst his brother, Elwood, is the largest midget in the world. They baffle science!
I didn't say the meat was tough. I said I didn't see the horse that is usually outside.