If I had my life to live over again, I'd live over a saloon.
When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with.
I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?
It is funnier to bend things than to break them.
Indeed, moderation is my middle name (though I do not often use it in signing legal documents)