There is not a man in America who has not had a secret ambition to boot an infant.

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

All my available funds are completely tied up in cash.

The income tax was devised to give lawyers and certified public accountants business. Few persons can make head, tail, or middle out of it. Einstein admitted he couldn't.

There is not a man in America who has not had a secret ambition to boot an infant.

Ultimately chess is just chess - not the best thing in the world and not the worst thing in the world, but there is nothing quite like it.