There is not a man in America who has not had a secret ambition to boot an infant.

Sex isn't necessary. You don't die without it, but you can die having it.

I ad lib most of my dialogue. If I did remember my lines, it would be too bad for me.

I have a poor memory for names; but I seldom remember a face.

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.

Never give a sucker an even break.

I note the derogatory rumors concerning the use of alcoholic stimulants and lavish living. It is the penalty of greatness.