Buried my wife the other day. Had to, she died.
Try till you succeed...if you don't succeed once, then destroy all evidence of the fact that you tried!
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
I must have a drink of breakfast.
Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell.