All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.

I note the derogatory rumors concerning the use of alcoholic stimulants and lavish living. It is the penalty of greatness.

I'm looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.).

When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.

I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

I don't object to nine aces in one deck. But when a man lays down five aces in one hand... and besides, I know what I dealt him!