All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.

I've never hit a woman in my life. Not even my own mother.

In the ten years since I had run away from home...I had gone through more strange experiences than the average person crowds into a whole lifetime.

Bert Williams was the funniest man I ever saw and the saddest man I ever knew.

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

It is impossible to find twelve fair men in all the world.

I didn't squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn't see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.