All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.

There are better things than sex, but nothing quite like it.

A man who overindulges lives in a dream. He becomes conceited. He thinks the whole world revolves around him; and it usually does.

I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m.

I'm looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.).

Just like my Uncle Charlie used to say, just before he sprung the trap: He said, "You can't cheat and honest man! Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump!