I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m.

The work I'm doing on the screen differs from that of anyone else. My comedy is of a peculiar nature...no writers have been developed along the lines of my type of comedy and this is why I sometimes have differences with writers, supervisors and directors alike.

I'm searching for loopholes.

Never give a sucker an even break.

The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his .

Ultimately chess is just chess - not the best thing in the world and not the worst thing in the world, but there is nothing quite like it.

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night.