Indeed, moderation is my middle name (though I do not often use it in signing legal documents)
The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.
The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache.
Fields' reply: He'd think I was a sissy.
Ye Gads, no! I couldn't stand the noise.
I never drink water... fish f**k in it.