It was a marriage of convenience, as my father had a blister on his big toe and couldn't travel far to find a girl.
I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42.
There are better things than sex, but nothing quite like it.
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.
All Englishmen talk as if they've got a bushel of plums stuck in their throats, and then after swallowing them get constipated from the pips.