There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.
It was a marriage of convenience, as my father had a blister on his big toe and couldn't travel far to find a girl.
Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose--to make people laugh.
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
If I had my life to live over again, I'd live over a saloon.