I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.
It's a funny old world. A man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.
I note the derogatory rumors concerning the use of alcoholic stimulants and lavish living. It is the penalty of greatness.
Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth.
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.