I could be stranded in any town in the United States with ten cents and within an hour make $20 with the shell game.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar.
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
Sex isn't necessary. You don't die without it, but you can die having it.
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
I don't know why I ever come in here. The flies get the best of everything.