What a gorgeous day. What effulgent sunshine. It was a day of this sort the McGillicuddy brothers murdered their mother with an axe.

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

Here is my best advice on the matter of deductibles: just count off on your fingers all the items that you suspect might be deductible - and then forget them, because they aren't.

I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.

A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy.