If I had my life to live over again, I'd live over a saloon.
Ain't fit for man nor beast
Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain unless you've used up all the other four-letter words.
Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose--to make people laugh.
The best thing to break is a contract.
You can fool some of the people some of the time -- and that's enough to make a decent living.