Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
I can do anything I want to do!
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.