Ultimately chess is just chess - not the best thing in the world and not the worst thing in the world, but there is nothing quite like it.
Comedy is merely tragedy happening to someone else.
I could be stranded in any town in the United States with ten cents and within an hour make $20 with the shell game.
Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together!
Ain't fit for man nor beast
If I ever found a church that didn't believe in knocking all the other churches, I might consider joining it.