During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.

A merry Christmas to all my friends except two.

I'm searching for loopholes.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

Happiness means quiet nerves.

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve.

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.