Marriage is better than leprosy only because it's easier to get rid of.
I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42.
I don't know why I ever come in here. The flies get the best of everything.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
Ye Gads, no! I couldn't stand the noise.
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.