Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
Thou shalt not steal-only from other comedians.
All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.
Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.