I'm searching for loopholes.
Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.
If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.
I like children. If they're properly cooked.
I have been in the entertainment business some forty-three years, and I have never said anything detrimental or anything that might be construed as belittling any race or religion. I would be a sucker to do so because you can't insult the customers.