Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with.

Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.

The best thing to break is a contract.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

In the ten years since I had run away from home...I had gone through more strange experiences than the average person crowds into a whole lifetime.

The low-ceiling price bazaar for sexual relief was a street called Middie Alley. You could barely get a pushcart through this avenue. Top price-twenty-five cents.