When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.
A merry Christmas to all my friends except two.
I don't object to nine aces in one deck. But when a man lays down five aces in one hand... and besides, I know what I dealt him!
Yes I do like children ... Girl children...about eighteen or twenty.
I like children - fried.
Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy - but to the enlightened it is the same as asking Santa Claus to bring you something for Xmas