Just like my Uncle Charlie used to say, just before he sprung the trap: He said, "You can't cheat and honest man! Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump!

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.

What a gorgeous day. What effulgent sunshine. It was a day of this sort the McGillicuddy brothers murdered their mother with an axe.

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach.

I must have a drink of breakfast.

To me, these biblical stories are just so many fish stories, and I'm not specifically referring to Jonah and the whale. I need indisputable proof of anything I'm asked to believe.