Comedy is merely tragedy happening to someone else.
The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his .
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve.
The low-ceiling price bazaar for sexual relief was a street called Middie Alley. You could barely get a pushcart through this avenue. Top price-twenty-five cents.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
I must have a drink of breakfast.