I'm looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.).
A merry Christmas to all my friends except two.
Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain unless you've used up all the other four-letter words.
Ultimately chess is just chess - not the best thing in the world and not the worst thing in the world, but there is nothing quite like it.
Remember, Lady Godiva put all she had on a horse and she lost her shirt!
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.