You can fool some of the people some of the time -- and that's enough to make a decent living.
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
I've never hit a woman in my life. Not even my own mother.
Yes I do like children ... Girl children...about eighteen or twenty.
It is impossible to find twelve fair men in all the world.
Try till you succeed...if you don't succeed once, then destroy all evidence of the fact that you tried!