Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.

To me, these biblical stories are just so many fish stories, and I'm not specifically referring to Jonah and the whale. I need indisputable proof of anything I'm asked to believe.

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.

Try till you succeed...if you don't succeed once, then destroy all evidence of the fact that you tried!

Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night

Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.