Bert Williams was the funniest man I ever saw and the saddest man I ever knew.
All Englishmen talk as if they've got a bushel of plums stuck in their throats, and then after swallowing them get constipated from the pips.
Where there is a will, there's prosperity around the corner.
You can't cheat an honest man.
It is impossible to find twelve fair men in all the world.
I don't drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?