If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

I never drink water... fish f**k in it.

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

Never work with animals or children.

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.

Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together!