Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.

Never work with animals or children.

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia

I can do anything I want to do!

Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain unless you've used up all the other four-letter words.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.