Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night

All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia