The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night
Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.