Somebody's been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!
Where there is a will, there's prosperity around the corner.
I always made up my own acts; built them out of my knowledge and observation of real life. I'd had wonderful opportunities to study people; and every time I went out on the stage I tried to show the audience some bit of true human nature.
When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together!
Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.