I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
There are better things than sex, but nothing quite like it.
When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.
Oh, insomnia! Ah, well, I know a good cure for it... Get plenty of sleep.
Ye Gads, no! I couldn't stand the noise.