When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with.
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whiskey.
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
Dentists, lawyers, doctors are all a bunch of thieving bastards.
To me, these biblical stories are just so many fish stories, and I'm not specifically referring to Jonah and the whale. I need indisputable proof of anything I'm asked to believe.