There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.
Ain't fit for man nor beast
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.
I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
The work I'm doing on the screen differs from that of anyone else. My comedy is of a peculiar nature...no writers have been developed along the lines of my type of comedy and this is why I sometimes have differences with writers, supervisors and directors alike.