Hollywood is the gold cap on a tooth that should have been pulled out years ago.
You can't cheat an honest man.
Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.
It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years.