Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose--to make people laugh.

I've never hit a woman in my life. Not even my own mother.

I've been asked if I ever get the DTs. I don't know. It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs begin.

Never work with animals or children.

I like children - fried.

You can fool some of the people some of the time -- and that's enough to make a decent living.

I don't drink anymore, on the other hand I don't drink any less either.