Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.

I'm looking for loopholes.

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.

Where there is a will, there's prosperity around the corner.

I like my films to influence the audience. Even if it means tripping their aged grandparents with a cane when they get home.

Sex isn't necessary. You don't die without it, but you can die having it.

The work I'm doing on the screen differs from that of anyone else. My comedy is of a peculiar nature...no writers have been developed along the lines of my type of comedy and this is why I sometimes have differences with writers, supervisors and directors alike.