Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.

The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

To me, these biblical stories are just so many fish stories, and I'm not specifically referring to Jonah and the whale. I need indisputable proof of anything I'm asked to believe.

I'm looking for loopholes.