The best thing to break is a contract.
The work I'm doing on the screen differs from that of anyone else. My comedy is of a peculiar nature...no writers have been developed along the lines of my type of comedy and this is why I sometimes have differences with writers, supervisors and directors alike.
I'm searching for loopholes.
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.