Ye Gads, no! I couldn't stand the noise.

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night.

It is impossible to find twelve fair men in all the world.

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner.

Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh, thank goodness... I thought I'd lost it.

I don't object to nine aces in one deck. But when a man lays down five aces in one hand... and besides, I know what I dealt him!

Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with.