Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain unless you've used up all the other four-letter words.
Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.
I like children - fried.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar.
It is impossible to find twelve fair men in all the world.
I don't object to nine aces in one deck. But when a man lays down five aces in one hand... and besides, I know what I dealt him!