Never eat at a place called 'Moms', but if the only other place in town has a sign that says 'Eats', go back to Moms.
I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
I must have a drink of breakfast.
If I had my life to live over again, I'd live over a saloon.
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.