How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?
The income tax was devised to give lawyers and certified public accountants business. Few persons can make head, tail, or middle out of it. Einstein admitted he couldn't.
Somebody's been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!
Ain't fit for man nor beast
It's a funny old world. A man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.
I didn't say the meat was tough. I said I didn't see the horse that is usually outside.