Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose--to make people laugh.
I ad lib most of my dialogue. If I did remember my lines, it would be too bad for me.
The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
I can do anything I want to do!
I could juggle anything in my day. Balls, cigar boxes, knives...But there was one thing I could never juggle. My income tax.