There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.
The funniest thing a comedian can do is not do it.
All my available funds are completely tied up in cash.
Oh, insomnia! Ah, well, I know a good cure for it... Get plenty of sleep.
I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.